10 signs you’re addicted to Fifty Shades Of Grey: 1) You’re calling everyone “Mr.-” as Ana calls Christian, Mr. Grey. 2) Telling everyone about your hard limit, “I don’t wear pink nail polish, it’s a hard limit.” 3) You have a sudden urge to buy a silver tie. 4) You start buying Bollinger wine. It’s the Greys’ favorite. 5) You’re re-thinking your spanking beliefs—and not for the kids. 6) Vanilla ice cream has become you’re new favorite flavor. 7) You start biting your lip and rolling your eyes, hoping someone will order you to stop. 8) You have a new fascination with elevators. 9) You start sending inappropriate e-mails to your special someone at work. 10) Taking long hot showers thinking of Mr. Grey.